Thread: today's two funnies...................

Lmao

That's funny...'dinner and a show'. My grandkids loved that.

Here's one fer ya. Old man and woman been dating at the nursing home for quite a while. They have so much in common, shows, arts, music, etc., that they decide to get hitched up. One topic they haven't covered is sex. So, the old mans says,"Marge, how do you like sex." Marge answers , In frequently." George asks, "Marge is that one word or two?"