This thread reminds of one i read about. A guy and his wife go to the lake for a weekend,he goes out on lake fishing,wife sits on pier reading a book, a shorttime later hubby comes back to take a nap,so wife takes boat out,and all his tackle is still in the boat,she sitting out in lake reading her book, GW pulls up and asks can i see your fihing liscense? She replies im not fishing,gw says but you have all the necessary equip. lady replies if you give me a ticket i will file attemt ed rape charges against you,gw says i didnt try to rape you,lady replies but you have all the necessary eqipment. Gw scratches head,starts motor and leaves.