Thread: I want to know

This is gettin as bad as billy and the whatever from WB

GW: Are you lying to me boy?
Me: Its hard to tell Sir. I don't believe most of the stuff I say myself. Heck, I gotta get someone else to call my dog for me cause he don't believe me either.
GW: You're givin me a headache boy!!!
ME: Sorry bout that Sir. Must be sumptin going around. Yikess has had one ever since I picked him up Friday.
Yikess: That's the dang truth!!!!
Me: Can I offer you a sammich or sumptin?
GW: No thanks, I know you're up to sumptin, I'm just trying to figger out what it is.
Yikess: Can I try on your Smokey the Bear hat and have Speck....I mean Andy (making quatation marks with his fingers) take a piture of it for next years calender.
GW: No you can't. Don't you start with me too.
Yikess: Fine, but you're missing a chance to be famous!!!

sniffin that glue again?

GW: Well. what ever y'all are up too, I cant figger it out. I'm gunna let you go with a warning this time. What ever it is, don't do it again!!!
Me: Thank you Sir. By the way, do you know where the nearest Mickey D's is at?
GW: There's one right back there in Cleveland. Easy to find as long as some out a state gewber don't take up 4 parking spot with his truck and boat.
Yikess: Officer, do you know sumbody named MO Money by chance?
GW: I've heard of that gewber also. We think he's the one who tipped us off bout you two. I'm outa here!!! Yikess, Speck or Troller or what ever the heck your name is, Y'all be out of town before sun down!!! I mean it!!!
Me and Yikess: Yes Sir. Have a nice day officer!!!

Well, Yikess may remember it a little differently but that's my story and I'm stickin to it!!

I didn't tip em off, all I say to Mr. GW is yes sir, no sir, sorry sir, and no sir I did not see that posted sign... I'm not a bad apple, just hang with a rough crew

Speck, how is cousin Freddie anyway? I ain't seen him since the game warden graduation ceremony. Tell him I said du huh next time he writes u a ticket. He'll know what I mean.

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