A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.







'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota ,

I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
 So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker

and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over,

ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the you know what out of all of you!
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'


 'Couple of minutes ago.'