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  1. 12-12-2012, 10:23 AM #1
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    Default Logic/ Funny!


    The husband was using simple logic. Where did he go wrong?



    A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.

    The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

    "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

    "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.

    "Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

    "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

    "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

    Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

    That's him in Aisle 5 - he never knew what hit him...
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  2. 12-12-2012, 10:26 AM #2
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    Ha Ha, good one.
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    ha ha ha that was billbobs ex wife, lol
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    I bet the beer worked better than the face cream. Lol


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    [QUOTE=BigRiverMarine;2115241]I bet the beer worked better than the face cream. Lol


    I don't think he was awake to see.
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    Now thats funny stuff.
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    that was X #5
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    NOT GOING TO COMMENT ON THIS TOPIC DUE TO THE POSSIBILITY THAT MY WIFE MIGHT LOOK AT THIS SITE . HARD TO EAT CRAPPIE WITH JAWS WIRED SHUT!
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