Sir I can see your on your cell phone I need to know where you are.
My yard! Send help.
Where is your yard ?
In front of my house. Send help now!
What's your address ?
3140 tul oh s$&t he just ate my other dog!
What should I do?
Tell me where your at so I can send help.
He is (crash boom aahhhhh)
Hello sir are you ok?
No he just ate all my kids Easter candy!!