Thread: Update on G3 Troller

For all concerned with my fishing buddys absence, I am afraid I have some terrible news. While on the way home the other day Andy was driving down a dark country road when out of nowhere a BLACK PANTHER jumped in front of his truck causing him to run off of the road. The Panther then attacked him as he got out of the truck eating off both of his hands, therefore he could no longer use his cellular telephone. After crawling through Alligator infested swamps for three and a half miles he finally made it to a farmers house where he hoped to find much needed help. After ringing the door bell forever a woman finally answered the door and said in a stern voice, (MY NAME IS IS AND I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT WANNABE CANNOT COME OUT TO PLAY BECAUSE LAST TIME HE STAYED OUT ALL NIGHT, SO I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD LEAVE) So off he walked again but he had to cut through some thick woods. He had almost made it to safety when out of nowhere came, thats right you guessed it, SASQUATCH. He roughed the old boy up pretty bad but then again it is hard to fight off a bigfeets when you have no hands. (keep up people,dont you remember the first of the story) Well after two days three hours and fourty seven minutes the lucky boy finally made it to his own front door but when he opened it to his amazement, there stood his wifey in a long black dress sobbing to no end. He went over to hug her but then realized, he had no hands. He asked what was wrong and she replied, oh darling I just had your funeral a few hours ago and I was just about to go out dancing when you walked through the door. He softly replied, WHY IS MY SUPPER NOT COOKED ? Thats when she picked up the top secret, G3 classified laptop computer and cracked it over his head. Now he has no computer and no hans to use a phone. But the moral of the story is, DONT COUNT HIM AS DEAD JUST YET< YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN HE MAY WALK THROUGH THE DOOR AND GET YA!

That Crown must be pretty good tonight MT. LOL