I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.
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As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
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A couple of nights ago, I was out with some friends and had a few too many beers and one or two tequilas.
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Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home.
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I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.
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