All righty boys. Class will begin at 8:00pm tonight. Anyone interested in learnin the ropes to trainin em "Like ya want em" should log onto www.minnersthemanandhesgotproof.org and put $38.59 into my paypal account. Directions to log onto the seminar will be emailed to those who pay.
In person classes will be taught on Wednesday's at your local buffay upon request at an additional charge of the buffay.

Feelay? Outkicked my coverage? Bwahahahahahahahaha. I've heard it all now. That girl's lucky to have a fine feller like me.
Lemme jus say this. It's all cause you ain't as purty as me, as charmin as me, as fit and trim as me, don't werk as hard as me and dont drive a chevy like me.