Thread: Yep I'm stewpid

Originally Posted by reb66jr

A gewber is a good thing on here....Right? Kinda like the girl in 5th grade that beat you up but really liked you.

Not really a good thang. I mean what do ya think the "G" in G's name stands fer? It sho don't stand fer delete, but then again, I guess it could. I'll let you make your own assumptions on gewbers and keep mine to myself. Jus sayin.

DD, the bell jus rang. Ain't you gonna come out and play?

Oh, I'm here. Werking but checking up to make sure you Gewbs don't get into to much trouble. How was the Salad today?

Originally Posted by DonDon

Oh, I'm here. Werking but checking up to make sure you Gewbs don't get into to much trouble. How was the Salad today?

Funny that you ask. I was almost finished with it, when I bit down on something hard. I reckon a piece of their lettuce shredder had broken off and made it into my salad. They waitress came around and asked how everything was. I told her I didn't care fer the metal croutons. I gave her the 1.5" long by 1/4" wide piece of flat metal that still had dressing, lettuce and slobber on it. She bout fell out. She went and got the manager and they gave me a free lunch card and gave my money back fer the salad I had jus ate. Of all the times to not have my phone.

they was just trying to make sure you were getting a good dose of iron in your diet

OUCH, Can we can LAWSUIT?