For All You Geezers!!

**Rees Guide** · 07-18-2011, 10:12 PM

Posted - 07/18/2011 : 10:08:13 PM

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”

Slim says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”

“Really!? Like a newborn baby!?”

“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”

**gabowman** · 07-18-2011, 10:14 PM

That's funny!RoflRoflRofl

**majflyboy** · 07-18-2011, 10:26 PM

John's been in the sauce tonight for sure.

**Rees Guide** · 07-19-2011, 06:00 AM

Originally Posted by majflyboy

John's been in the sauce tonight for sure.

Maj, it's been so long since I have been in the "sauce" that just a wiff would do me in. Think I heard this actual conversation at the weigh-in Saturday!!Rofl

**old fuzzy** · 07-19-2011, 08:34 AM

Rofl Rofl Hands Clapping

**C N** · 07-19-2011, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by Rees Guide

Posted - 07/18/2011 : 10:08:13 PM

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”

Slim says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”

“Really!? Like a newborn baby!?”

“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”

Rofl

**"G"** · 07-19-2011, 09:02 AM

It wasn't me and fuzzy because we were not there, lmao Rofl

**C N** · 07-19-2011, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by "G"

It wasn't me and fuzzy because we were not there, lmao Rofl

Whew, close call, G! Rofl

**old fuzzy** · 07-19-2011, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by "g"

it wasn't me and fuzzy because we were not there, lmao rofl

All (Depends) Thumbs Up

Rofl

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