Thread: Advice

Well, it just goes to show you. Never send a Cowboy to do a Wannabe's job. For all this offer of free advice, I ain't seen none yet, so I best just take over from here. Guess you get what you pay for around here.

Originally Posted by DonDon

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lolly pop

This is a stewpit question. The owl done said three in the commercial when the question first came up.

Originally Posted by gabowman

You ever tried predicting the weather? Might be good at it.:p

Not sure what Cowboy would say about this, but as for me, yes, I have. My standard prediction is that the weather will be wrong. And yes, I'm usually right.

Originally Posted by Wannabe...

What's the quickest way to runned off DD?

I been trying for nigh on 3 years with no luck atall.

Wannabe...

This was actuall a trick question on my part just testing old Cowboy. The answer is ya can't. He's like mold. Best you can do is make him disappear for a bit, but he'll keep coming back no matter what.

Originally Posted by DonDon

Hush Shep. Wasn't Shep the cheap replacement one? AHHH HAHAHA

It was Shemp ya gewber.

Originally Posted by wilbur

No DD I think it was Shemp.

Maybe Wilbur ought to be in charge of this thread.

Originally Posted by TUSHHOG

And that is coming from Ronald McDonald

I'd pay good money to have a pic of him in an outfit like that. You in Tush?

Originally Posted by tritonman

This could get real good but I can be runned off for a price

How much, might be worth it.

Originally Posted by Minnerman

I'm bout skeert to ax fer any. Fraid it'll cost me in the long run, but here goes.

Ifn DD does get runned off, who knows the duct tape solutions and who will put there ducer on upside down as an example of what not to do?
Also, what's the price of eggs in china?

On the first part, it would then become bizzaro C.C and EZ would become the new DD. On the second, there 3 cents a piece, but they are pidgeon eggs. No chickens in China.

Originally Posted by majflyboy

Let me help CC with this Minner. ES could easily replace DD in the "what not to do" catagory and the eggs in China are half of what they are at Kroger, thanks to ethanal.

Close Maj, but no cigar. See my reply to Minner.

Originally Posted by feelay

Which came 1st...chicken or egg?

Neither, God invented Crappie first.

Originally Posted by "G"

If a tree falls in the woods and there is nobody there to hear it......does it make a noise?

Yes, but it can't be proven.

Originally Posted by ScottV

This thread is weird.

You're just mad cause you have to post pics the right way now.

Originally Posted by DonDon

Look. Who started it. Nuff said

DD secretly loves Cowboy.

Originally Posted by tritonman

And I got to go to bed with this in my mind....I have got to get out more!

About time you got out of the closet.

Originally Posted by majflyboy

I'm gonna have another adult beverage.

Shaken, not stirred.

Originally Posted by Rees Guide

With the day coming to a close I sincerely regret that I have not looked at this thread before now. FREE ADVISE FROM CRAPPIE COWBOY??? i cant believe this thing aint a hunderd pages long by now.
It is my plea that you will extend your offer for one more day or at least a half price special or sumpin for us rookie's.
Thanks for your concideration on this matter CC.

Sure, it's extended, but I'm the first to even try to answer this drivel.

Originally Posted by majflyboy

John, how many Makers have you had tonight??

3. Same as it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

Originally Posted by Rees Guide

Major, CC is my new found hero, everyone needs someone to look up to em. He looks up to WB and I look up to CC!!Thumbs UpRofl

Where have you gone Joe Dimaggio......

Originally Posted by crappie cowboy

RG...OK after much begging me to extend my ''Fee Advice Offer'' I've decided to extend the offer until midnight tomorrow [friday].
I've had many request [some I can't mention] that I have ask my funny friend Wannabe to assist me in answering the questions.
Is makes sure Wannabe is up to date on all matters of life I assure you, so feel free to direct some of the b.s. I mean questions toward Mr. Wannaba....Peace

I'm shakin' it boss, I'm shakin it.

Wannabe...