We could put Capt Billbob in charge of the navy. Sat in charge of the Marines, Maj would be just under "G" in the army and EZ could be in charge of the Air Force. Crappie Cowboy and machuu could be Seals. Stevej could be first mate to Capt Billbob.
The rest of y'all ol farts sign yo selves up.
Oh yea, mr Jim and mr John wills can be co-comanders-in-chief.