Ok, I thought about this for awhile and would like to say that I haven't been offended by any of it. We can find humor in most anything and if it's not intended to be mean, then it's ok. I had my heavily cancerous prostrate removed a few years ago and had to wear a stinkin cathater for a couple weeks after the surgery and that made my system forget how to turn on and off for a while. After the cath was removed, it was necessary to wear Depends for a couple days. I hated the dang things but they were necessary. Still have almost a full pack if anyone needs them. I didn't see anything on this thread that was mean so, carry on. Whenever Torch brings up "blue" stuff it's going to be funny.