Just read where the President asked Congress to cut $100M from the $3.5 Trillion Federal budget. WELL, being the Patriotic sorta a feller that I am, I'm gonna buck up and cut my family budget by the same % to toal......1/35,000. So, I'm takin our family budget from $2000. to $1994.94. Same tremendous sacrifice that our illustrious Congress is makeing on our behalf.

This is a monumental sacrifice, but Deester is just gonna have to sharpen her pencil and figure out just how to pare off .06. Not sure exactly where it can come from (prolly my minner budget), but I'm sure that with her college degree and tremendous desire for 'doing the right thing', she'll figure out how to get 'er done.

NOW, I expect all you other Patriotic 'speck hunters' to foller suit and make some serious cuts of equal devistation on your own. Look, times are hard, and by golly, if Congress can step up to the pump like that for us, it's the least we can do for our selves. Any body on board?? Who's ready??? Good luck, yawl.

(did this idiot really think nobody would do the math......seriously????)