After being away on a fishing trip, WB thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.

"That's a bit much," said WB, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

"That's still quite a bit," WB groused.

Growing, disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said WB, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."

So the clerk handed him a mirror.