The WB is so cheap thread

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Originally Posted by creekslick

Get'm sis.

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Don't encourage me, Creek! If you've noticed, I've not partaken in the bashing of my dearest brother!!!!;)

he will steal the tip that sumbody elese will leave and slip out the back

Makes change out of the collection plate on Sunday

I know folks that used to do that.

Asks homeless guys for a quarter,

Does all the chores at home so he don't have to pay the Jr bees

After being away on a fishing trip, WB thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.

"That's a bit much," said WB, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

"That's still quite a bit," WB groused.

Growing, disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said WB, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."

So the clerk handed him a mirror.

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Originally Posted by DMW1960

After being away on a fishing trip, WB thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.

"That's a bit much," said WB, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

"That's still quite a bit," WB groused.

Growing, disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said WB, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."

So the clerk handed him a mirror.

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Ha HA

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Originally Posted by crappiholic

He's so cheap that people sometimes get him mixed up with Satdoc. hehehehehehehehehehehehe

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Bwahahahahahahaha, I think a piece of my lung just came up Holic.....you know what this means....send me a check to cover my deductible.

Wannabe...

He walks around in a daze so he won't have to PAY attention !!!