Don't encourage me, Creek! If you've noticed, I've not partaken in the bashing of my dearest brother!!!!;)Quote:
Originally Posted by creekslick
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Don't encourage me, Creek! If you've noticed, I've not partaken in the bashing of my dearest brother!!!!;)Quote:
Originally Posted by creekslick
he will steal the tip that sumbody elese will leave and slip out the back
Makes change out of the collection plate on Sunday
I know folks that used to do that.
Asks homeless guys for a quarter,
Does all the chores at home so he don't have to pay the Jr bees
After being away on a fishing trip, WB thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.
"That's a bit much," said WB, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
"That's still quite a bit," WB groused.
Growing, disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
"What I mean," said WB, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror.
Ha HAQuote:
Originally Posted by DMW1960
Bwahahahahahahaha, I think a piece of my lung just came up Holic.....you know what this means....send me a check to cover my deductible.Quote:
Originally Posted by crappiholic
Wannabe...
He walks around in a daze so he won't have to PAY attention !!!
he mugs the tooth ferry
Dang WB that one was below the belt a little don't ya think?Quote:
Originally Posted by billbob
He asked the folks ringing the bell and working the Salvation Army Kettle last year at Christmas for change when he dropped a dollar in the Kettle