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    Default joke for the day...................


    John is a salesman's delight when it comes to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

    One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

    At 5:30 that afternoon, his 11 year old son, Tommy, returned home from school two hours late.

    "Where have you been? Why are you over two hours late getting home?" asked John.

    "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy.

    The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him
    completely out of his chair.

    "Son," said John , "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school."

    "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.

    "What did you watch?" asked his mother, Marsha.

    "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.

    The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair.

    With his lip quivering Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."

    "I am ashamed of you son," said John . When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."

    The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that knocked him out of his chair.

    Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears, and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"



    The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

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    Sometimes it is better to keep yo mouth shut that to open it and remove any doubt of ignorance
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    Good one duck

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    You just aint right



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    That is a good one.
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