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    A new HyVee supermarket opened in Olathe, KS.

    It has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows moo and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

    In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.

    In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

    I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

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    Oh MyRoflRoflRofl
    RESPECT THE LAND AS WELL AS THE GAME YOU HUNT!

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    bwhahahaha!!

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    RoflRofl hahahaha, yeh, i'd stay away from that aisle too!!

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    Amen, girl!!!

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    That was great. Rofl
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    I guess you'd probably want to skip buying any diapers, foot care products or deoderant also. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by nessa0629 View Post
    I guess you'd probably want to skip buying any diapers, foot care products or deoderant also. LOL
    Good point!!!!!!!

    Yeah, feminine hygiene products are a no-no..... Rofl
    skip any product purchased for below the waist especially if the product is located near the pharmacy section!!!!

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