No, you're a gewber by elimination....you see, you got me, who is not a gewber, then you got everybody else, who is a gewber. So...if your name ain't Wannabe... Well....I think you get the picture.
Hope you can make it Mr. Jim.
Wannabe...
Wannabe...v2.0
A lot like the old Wannabe... except with fewer bad words. And Karate chop action. But, yes, still purtier than you.