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Thread: When to start cussing! ! !

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    Default When to start cussing! ! !


    A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with a_ _." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

    When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
    WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
    "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat a_ _ it won't be Cheerios!"

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    Thats a good un CN. Too bad it was posted about 3 months ago on here. I'd have spewed my drank like I did the first time ifn it'd been new.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minnerman View Post
    Thats a good un CN. Too bad it was posted about 3 months ago on here. I'd have spewed my drank like I did the first time ifn it'd been new.
    My apologies, sir..... <sigh>

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    That was the best yet



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    That dar is one yu don'ts mind hearing again.......good one
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilbur View Post
    That was the best yet
    It was shorter, Wilbur......

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    Rofl. Heard it before, but still a good un! Thumbs Up
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    Quote Originally Posted by sbcpower View Post
    Rofl. Heard it before, but still a good un! Thumbs Up
    +1

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