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    MEN IN HEAVEN

    When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line is for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St.Peter.."


    Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.


    God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."


    God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replied,


    "My wife told me to stand here".












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    Quote Originally Posted by E-Z Poleholder View Post
    MEN IN HEAVEN

    When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line is for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St.Peter.."


    Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.


    God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."


    God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replied,


    "My wife told me to stand here".












    Great one!!!!! Rofl

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    Is told WB to stand there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creekslick View Post
    is told wb to stand there.
    lmao!!!


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    You ain't right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crappiholic View Post
    You ain't right.
    Yes he is I heard IS tell him that a bunch of times before he left for there.
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