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  1. 04-04-2011, 10:58 AM #1
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    Mr Wb do you promise to tell the troof, the whole troof and nuttin but the troof?

    Mr Billbob are you defending this disgrace to society?

    Mr DD are you prepared to prosecute this hardened criminal?

    Mr ES have you got yo drawin pencils ready fer media pics?

    Let me remind the jury that there will be no lashin out or mingling with the defendant while this court is in session. No matter how many Buffays he offers.

    Let the opening statements begin.
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    I'd like to enter a plea of guilty by reason of gewber your honor.

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    Seems like the CASE IS NOW CLOSED!
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    Yep. Open and closed.
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    i got a rope lets find a tree
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  6. 04-04-2011, 12:26 PM #6
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    Well well well. The Gewber decides to try a plea bargain. Well it ain't gonna werk.

    Sentencing will be complete by tomorrow.

    Mr Billbob has offered up the first recommendation. A hangin. Are there any others?

    My suggestion would be to make him eat a chef's salad and water, while Me and a few others indulge in a buffay. Anybody wanna join us?
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    I'm thinkin somethin to do with poo would be appropriate. Maybe a public poo flingin in the town square. :D A dollar a fling or 3 flings for five.
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    50 lashes with a wet noodle!
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    Make him go without Diet Coke for a week, lol
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