Mr Wb do you promise to tell the troof, the whole troof and nuttin but the troof?

Mr Billbob are you defending this disgrace to society?

Mr DD are you prepared to prosecute this hardened criminal?

Mr ES have you got yo drawin pencils ready fer media pics?

Let me remind the jury that there will be no lashin out or mingling with the defendant while this court is in session. No matter how many Buffays he offers.

Let the opening statements begin.