True Confessions

**Minnerman** · 02-07-2011, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by majflyboy

Naw, had nothing to do with fishing or not catching fish, it was,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,LAUNDRY, two loads and I ironed 9 shirts and 4 pr of pants, yes I ironed fishing clothes. But the big difference between wannabe and my manly self is that no one TOLD me to do it, it just needed doing.

That was yo feminine inner self tellin you it "Jus needed to be done". It really didn't need to be done til the last minute ifn you were a real man. Ya know, like iron em and then slip into a good warm outfit as you headed out the door runnin cause you 7 minutes late Cause you had to iron.

**feelay** · 02-07-2011, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by Minnerman

That was yo feminine inner self tellin you it "Jus needed to be done". It really didn't need to be done til the last minute ifn you were a real man. Ya know, like iron em and then slip into a good warm outfit as you headed out the door runnin cause you 7 minutes late Cause you had to iron.

Exactly!

**"G"** · 02-07-2011, 10:18 AM

How can a guy be late when he does not have any time schedule? Word is when maj retired he threw out all the calendars and clocks, lol

**majflyboy** · 02-07-2011, 10:19 AM

I don't have to be anywhere in 7 minutes.

**crappiholic** · 02-07-2011, 10:19 AM

I saw him yesterday and his pants had perfectly straight creases and his shirt was pressed to a t. He ought to open a chinease laundry.

**"G"** · 02-07-2011, 10:20 AM

Aw maj is just trying to look sharp.....he is looking for a rich woman with a Ranger boat and a big house on a lake, lol.

**majflyboy** · 02-07-2011, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by G3 Fisherman

Aw maj is just trying to look sharp.....he is looking for a rich woman with a Ranger boat and a big house on a lake, lol.

That would be a good deal if she cleans fish AND irons.

**"G"** · 02-07-2011, 10:24 AM

If she is rich you can hire somebody to clean fish and iron....just saying

**Wannabe...** · 02-07-2011, 11:20 AM

Maj, I'm sorry you have fallen so low. To avoid having these unseemly public admissions in the future, PM Crappieman101 for ironing advice. As I understand it, he's learned a new trick to avoid ironing all together and yet, still maintain that crisp no wrinkle look. I'm not sure of the details, but I think his deal is to eat enough so he swells up and forces the wrinkle's out. I think he calls it the Poke Chop Method.

Wannabe...

**majflyboy** · 02-07-2011, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by Wannabe...

Maj, I'm sorry you have fallen so low. To avoid having these unseemly public admissions in the future, PM Crappieman101 for ironing advice. As I understand it, he's learned a new trick to avoid ironing all together and yet, still maintain that crisp no wrinkle look. I'm not sure of the details, but I think his deal is to eat enough so he swells up and forces the wrinkle's out. I think he calls it the Poke Chop Method.

Wannabe...

That IS funny.

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