WHEN TO START CUSSING!

A6 year old Wannabe and a 4 year old Minner are upstairs in their bedroom. Wannabe asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing."Minner nods his head in approval. Wannabe continues,"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with helland you say something with ass."

Minner agrees with enthusiasm.

Whenthe mother walks into the kitchen and asks Wannabe what he wantsfor breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have someCheerios.

WHACK!He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room andshouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

Shethen comes back downstairs, looks at Minner and asks with astern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"