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    WHEN TO START CUSSING!

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    6 year old Wannabe and a 4 year old Minner are upstairs in their bedroom. Wannabe asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing."Minner nods his head in approval. Wannabe continues,"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with helland you say something with ass."

    Minner agrees with enthusiasm.

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    the mother walks into the kitchen and asks Wannabe what he wantsfor breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
    Cheerios.

    WHACK!
    He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and
    shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

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    then comes back downstairs, looks at Minner and asks with a
    stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

    "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
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    Ats rite, fry me some bacon & eggs.

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    That's funny rite there!:D:D

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    leave minner out of that he is a nice person
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    Quote Originally Posted by billbob View Post
    leave minner out of that he is a nice person
    Thank you Mr Billbob. Want me to have ES fetch you a barley pop?

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    Good stuff ES! (Yeah, it killed me to type that)

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    Heck, go ahead and get it cupcake. If he don't want it now, he can save it fer later.

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    amen minner
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