Thread: Don't be Hate'n

Hater #5 is on deck. And here's the pitch:

Ya see...this pic tells me a lot. I noticed the stain on the desk from where you didn't put down a coaster like she's told you 4 bazillion times. With that imperical evidence, it's plain to see you rushed out to the pewter store and hastily bought the biggest honking pc for her you could find in hopes it would cover up the stain.

.....and it's a long, high hit.....

Also, it's apparent that she didn't fall for it and you will not be fishing for another 12 years.

......Homerun!!!!!.....

Wannabe...