Temperance

["G"]

This is a hoot, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

[DonDon]

I need to send that one to my Brother. He's a preacher LOL

[majflyboy]

Good one G.

[gabowman]

That's pretty good.

[crappiholic]

You talk about oppisites, DD-green cup specialist, DD's brother-preacher.

[creekslick]

I need to send that one to my Brother. He's a preacher LOL

Boy that don't add up.

[jimmydee1]

Balance, that's it, balance. Everything needs balance. For every action there's a reaction. DD be the re-action.

[tritonman]

funny G!!

DD...ain't no way he is your real brother

[Minnerman]

funny G!!

DD...ain't no way he is your real brother

Branch kin Tman.

[ScottV]

I need to send that one to my Brother. He's a preacher LOL

My brother's a preacher too, what happened to us? LOL