Temperance

**"G"** · 12-22-2010, 04:49 PM

This is a hoot, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

**DonDon** · 12-22-2010, 04:56 PM

I need to send that one to my Brother. He's a preacher LOL

**majflyboy** · 12-22-2010, 06:29 PM

Good one G.

**gabowman** · 12-22-2010, 07:12 PM

That's pretty good.

**crappiholic** · 12-22-2010, 08:01 PM

You talk about oppisites, DD-green cup specialist, DD's brother-preacher.

**creekslick** · 12-22-2010, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by DonDon

I need to send that one to my Brother. He's a preacher LOL

Boy that don't add up.

**jimmydee1** · 12-23-2010, 11:56 AM

Balance, that's it, balance. Everything needs balance. For every action there's a reaction. DD be the re-action.

**tritonman** · 12-23-2010, 11:58 AM

funny G!!

DD...ain't no way he is your real brother

**Minnerman** · 12-23-2010, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by tritonman

funny G!!

DD...ain't no way he is your real brother

Branch kin Tman.

**ScottV** · 12-23-2010, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by DonDon

I need to send that one to my Brother. He's a preacher LOL

My brother's a preacher too, what happened to us? LOL

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