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  1. 12-15-2010, 02:30 PM #1
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    A guy's wife was nagging him hard for a four-wheeler but still he bought her a beautiful extravagant diamond ring for Christmas. The husband's friend was amazed at his decision and asked him in secret, "Why couldn't you buy a car instead of the diamond ring?" The husband smiled and answered, "Fake cars are not easy to find."
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    Hilarious Christmas Signs
    • Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here."
    • Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."
    • Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club."
    • At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd."
    • A Texas jewelry store: "Diamond tiaras -- $70,000. Three for $200,000."
    • A reducing salon: "24 Shaping Days until Christmas."
    • In a stationery store: "For the man who has everything... A calendar to remind him when payments are due."
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