Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled,
"Survivor, Texas-Style."

The 9 contestants will all start in Dallas ; then drive to Waco ; Austin ; San Antonio ;
over to Houston ; and down to Brownsville .

They will then proceed up to Del Rio ; El Paso ; Midland ; Odessa ; Lubbock ; and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene ; Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas .

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
"I'm a Democrat"
"I'm Gay"
"I love the Dixie Chicks"
"Boycott Beef"
"I Voted for Obama"
" George Strait Sucks"
"Hillary in 2012"
And
"I'm here to confiscate your guns"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

God Bless Texas