Thread: Got it built just in the nick of time.

And here's your tax dollars at work.

Converstion overheard at the Corp of Engineers:

Alvin) So...what are we gonna do with all this stimulous money we got left over?

Simon) I dunno...Christmas party maybe?

Theodore) Nah, we got in trouble last time.

Simon) How about work on a ramp?

Alvin) Good idea. We could put a new one in or maybe extend the mats down to where the water really is at Grenada Landing.

Theodore) Hmmm, that sounds like an awful lot of work and I've got 11 weeks of vacation I still need to get in.

Simon) Well....why don't we just clean off another one of them banks that don't need cleaning. That way about 11 AM at Wolf, the nice fishermen will have full sun in June to undo their trailer straps and winch while they're getting ready to go fishing on our strictly for water control lake.

Theodore) Good idea. You're worth every penny of the $250K salary we're paying you. Alvin, get the Dozer fueled up.

Alvin) Why come I gotta do it?

Theodore) You only make $180K a year and you're low man on the totem pole. Now git!

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