Thread: Dang It! Too late as usual

Originally Posted by jackb

ES, I am TRULY amazed! You actually posted without mis spelling one word. How long did that take you? How many "phone friends" did you have to consult? You are truly a human pin cushion, thank you.

He can't spell OWN........... Watch it minnerbe and jackbe. G and I might form our on service. Picture this:

Originally Posted by G3 Fisherman

This new site format has Spell check........click on the green checkmark at the top right of the quick reply box and you can correct your spelling

Yeah, but it won't fix misused words aka grammatical errors....... That's why OWN was ON. Both are correctly spelled words.

Originally Posted by EmptyStringer

Watch it minnerbe and jackbe. G and I might form our on service. Picture this:

<ring, ring>
- "Hello."
ES - "Can I speak with the auditor please?"
Auditor - "How can I help you?"
ES - "If you'd like to cut cost, maybe you should take a look at Minner's corporate card account."
Auditor - "Really? Why is that?"
ES- "Ever notice how he never dines alone?"
Auditor - "We thought it was just because he eats twice as much as a normal human."
ES - "True, but not the case......."

Cake

Thought you already did and they made it into a movie; "Dumb and Dumber" Starring ES in a dual role. The critics responded favorably saying "ES handled the dual roles perfectly, was not a stretch for the new actor at all, since there was no acting to be done"

Jackieb - I noticed that you post here on an average of once a day. Understandable with your arthridic fangers. Check into some glucosemene. I worry about your health and don't want you to overdo it

ES be careful buddy. JackieB, being of Italian heritage has a large, extended "FAMILY". If you check your mirrors and notice a long, black car with dark windows and dudes with black suits and lots of hair "product" following you, you may want to shift that Toyota into "RUNAWAY" and run for your life!!!! Jus' sayin'

Originally Posted by EmptyStringer

Jackieb - I noticed that you post here on an average of once a day. Understandable with your arthridic fangers. Check into some glucosemene. I worry about your health and don't want you to overdo it

Vulture that I am, I just sit on my limb waiting for you to post so that I can pounce. Day after day after day you always give me that opening and I appreciate it. Todays hint; GET A DICTIONARY!!! (big book, lots of words AND what they mean)

I can do the spell check conversion:

ES says ON should have used OWN
ES says arthridic should have used arthritic
ES says glucosenene should have used glucosamine

But in ES's defense, at least we can figure out what he meant. Now there are others here like B _ _ _ B _ _ and D _ _ D _ _
(not going to mention any names) who leave us without a clue as to what they are trying to say..... ES should get an E for effort.

Originally Posted by C N

I can do the spell check conversion:

ES says ON should have used OWN
ES says arthridic should have used arthritic
ES says glucosenene should have used glucosamine

But in ES's defense, at least we can figure out what he meant. Now there are others here like B _ _ _ B _ _ and D _ _ D _ _
(not going to mention any names) who leave us without a clue as to what they are trying to say..... ES should get an E for effort.

CN you misspelled that one. It should be spelt "Effortless". Cause that's what his posts look like. No effort or thought atol put into em. And the reason we can translate his post is because of the 9000 mumbled and jumbled post of Dd's. And as fer Mr. Billbob's post, well that's another world of it's on.