Thread: Dang It! Too late as usual

Glad you liked it CN! Wannabe, Minner and myself formed our own company; Insults "R" Us. ES is our best customer; he's like a Timex watch---takes a beatin' but then stops tickin'

Originally Posted by jackb

The REST of the story....
ES; Gitter you seent my avatar?
Gitter; Yup
ES; Well dat was me BEFORE I gots married. Dem boys is GONE! Carries dem in her purse.
Gitter; Dats too bad.
ES; Seent da pictures of my dock?
Gitter; Yup
ES; Notice dere is NO place to get in an outta da boat?
Gitter; Yup
ES; it's on account of it ain't a dock it's her sunbathin platform I can only build it can't get on it--NEVER!!
Gitter; dats too bad; got pictures of your boat?
ES; No, dats in her purse too.

Jack I like it so much that even though I'm responding to your last post I wanna make sure this stays up there! Hilarious..... InsultsRUs. Hmmmm. I bet I know which one of you is President of that operation!!! Can anyone say, JAAAAAAAACK? I'm pretty dang sure, JackB invented the first insult all those yearsssssssssssssssssssssss ago!

Originally Posted by jackb

Glad you liked it CN! Wannabe, Minner and myself formed our own company; Insults "R" Us. ES is our best customer; he's like a Timex watch---takes a beatin' but then stops tickin'

Jackieb, that's a brilliant idear. You know I enjoy beatin up on you and WB, and I'm sure you feel the same, but we could make millions. I can see the ad now:

"Is there a pain in your backside, that just won't shaddup or go away or die? If the answer is yes, you've came to the right place. For a small, nominal fee, we can take your worries away. Your nemesis will shudder in fear even when he axes a serious querstion or even post some useful info. Here's an example from our bests customer:
ES, you gurlie lookin, crustless club sammich eatin queen. Sit down and shaddup. Oh yea, get to work on her sunbathing platform before she smacks you with Your purse!"
See how easy it is fer us? Here's another example:
"G3, go back to your easylift chair and go to sleep. Get yo finger of that delete button before you get whacked.

If this is you, pm us now.

Jbwbmm, Inc.

Watch it minnerbe and jackbe. G and I might form our on service. Picture this:

<ring, ring>
- "Hello."
ES - "Can I speak with the auditor please?"
Auditor - "How can I help you?"
ES - "If you'd like to cut cost, maybe you should take a look at Minner's corporate card account."
Auditor - "Really? Why is that?"
ES- "Ever notice how he never dines alone?"
Auditor - "We thought it was just because he eats twice as much as a normal human."
ES - "True, but not the case......."

Cake

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Originally Posted by EmptyStringer

Watch it minnerbe and jackbe. G and I might form our on service. Picture this:


- "Hello."
ES - "Can I speak with the auditor please?"
Auditor - "How can I help you?"
ES - "If you'd like to cut cost, maybe you should take a look at Minner's corporate card account."
Auditor - "Really? Why is that?"
ES- "Ever notice how he never dines alone?"
Auditor - "We thought it was just because he eats twice as much as a normal human."
ES - "True, but not the case......."

Cake

Why you Gewber they see it every week. I turn in an expense report every week so you and G ain't as smart as you think. You'd go broke the first month. Get more original.

ES, I am TRULY amazed! You actually posted without mis spelling one word. How long did that take you? How many "phone friends" did you have to consult? You are truly a human pin cushion, thank you.

Originally Posted by jackb

ES, I am TRULY amazed! You actually posted without mis spelling one word. How long did that take you? How many "phone friends" did you have to consult? You are truly a human pin cushion, thank you.

Jackieb, Ya know G3 with all that power, just edited the boy's post fer him. You surely dont thank he can spell all them big werds do ya? I mean, aweditter, corporit, ayecount. C'mon, that boy aint dun that.