Only one thing about the report....that ain't Cane Pole. Couldn't be. Cane Pole is 7 foot 9 inches tall, has bionic legs with integrated circuitry for the Ipilot and is 4 axe handles wide at the shoulders. Plus cup holders and a Mp3 jack. 'Least, that's the way he described himself to me.

Liked the pic of Granny in the jar. Must be DonDon's kin. Bwahahahaha.

Wannabe...