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  1. 09-30-2010, 04:03 PM #1
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    A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
    He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to think of herself as confident and invincible.

    No, wait. Sorry, I'm thinking of wine. That's what wine does. Never mind.
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    And just how many bottles have you had today?
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    Zero. I've only tasted wine when my Dad made some homemade and that was after he almost had to beg me. I've never tasted any that I liked. I'm sure it's just me. Now pass me a frozen margarita or a Tom Collin's and I'm there! Might even catch me with a 7&7 but that's rare.
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    Coke is the worst thing you will ever catch in my hand. Back in my hell raising days I could drink a 5th of crown and a case of beer and still be standing.
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    A well known philosofer once said on this board "So, in a way, pain is good. Otherwise, we might be hurt and not know it and die during Social Studies"
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    tequilla makes her...???, ya'll know what the song says!!!!!
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    shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh everyone has forgotten that by now, T-man!!!!!!!
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    They say I'm "friendlier" than normal when I've had a sip or two....... So sippin' and nippin' (cat nip) seem to affect me "somewhat". LMBO!!!!
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    That guy was right if you think about it. DD feels that way. If I wake up without pain, I'm tickled to death, almost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Minnerman View Post
    A well known philosofer once said on this board "So, in a way, pain is good. Otherwise, we might be hurt and not know it and die during Social Studies"
    Thank goodness you won't let that one die....... :rolleyes: Maybe you should add that to your signature, Minner!
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