Wannabe, you could have stolen my truck, sunk my boat AND flirted with the squeeze. ALL of which would have been entirely acceptable between friends. BUT to slight Mr. Bauer aka Reefer Sutherland, uh, I meant Keifer, is TOTALLY unacceptable. You and your repossessing bank would not be here today had he not saved the world for eight years in a row. Now that the threats have subsided I have been contacted by Fox to assume Mr. Bauers duties, which I have accepted. There are some changes to note however. The new show will be named "62". It will run for 62 weeks/62 hours. The "Beep Beep Beep" at the beginning of the show will consume 30 minutes, which will give me time to (with my Flomax) completely empty my bladder in order to fill in the next 30 minutes of each show. All shows will appear to be in slow motion, but I will actually be moving at FULL speed. Each week a new and disguting celebrity from all Reality shows will be killed off. Thats right, you will no longer have to suffer through "Dancing With The Jerks" "American Fallen Idol" "Real Ho-wives Of Every County" "So You KNOW you Can't Dance" etc etc. Sooooo, I think a thank you is in order as well as an apology.