Thread: When's the party?

Originally Posted by jackb

You are wasting your time trying to hold that dummy's hand Pat. I beat him down today and he's finished.

but but but..................... he's my __________________________!

Wannabe??? C'mon........ You can do it!

CONGRATS....Miss "LEGEND" !! Won't be able to make it to the Party.....But thought I'd get you something you could use..... keep it handy in that Nice Truck.

Originally Posted by FROSTY

CONGRATS....Miss "LEGEND" !! Won't be able to make it to the Party.....But thought I'd get you something you could use..... keep it handy in that Nice Truck.

Frosty you are a dear!!! Thanks so much! I was wondering where my other SHOE went? LMBO!

98 - 57 = 41 years his junior = craddle robber.

24 was not renewed due to not being able to afford Keith Sutherland's salary nor rehab bill.

And they ain't made a decent Batman since Cesar Romero was the Joker.

All of the above is why jackb is so out of joint today. Well that and he knows I'm his better.

Wannabe...

Originally Posted by Wannabe...

98 - 57 = 41 years his junior = craddle robber.

24 was not renewed due to not being able to afford Keith Sutherland's salary nor rehab bill.

And they ain't made a decent Batman since Cesar Romero was the Joker.

All of the above is why jackb is so out of joint today. Well that and he knows I'm his better.

Wannabe...

You spoke ill of Jackb's favorite fella whose name is not Keith!!!!!! Stand back everyone, Jackb is gonna blow!!!!

Ya'll do know Mr. Sutherland's real name is Keith right? He changed during a stint in rehab when he was sober enough to think of something that rhymes with reefer.

Wannabe...

Wannabe... there was nothing more sacred to Jackb than JackB. I do believe it is time to get your affairs in order, brother.

Wannabe, you could have stolen my truck, sunk my boat AND flirted with the squeeze. ALL of which would have been entirely acceptable between friends. BUT to slight Mr. Bauer aka Reefer Sutherland, uh, I meant Keifer, is TOTALLY unacceptable. You and your repossessing bank would not be here today had he not saved the world for eight years in a row. Now that the threats have subsided I have been contacted by Fox to assume Mr. Bauers duties, which I have accepted. There are some changes to note however. The new show will be named "62". It will run for 62 weeks/62 hours. The "Beep Beep Beep" at the beginning of the show will consume 30 minutes, which will give me time to (with my Flomax) completely empty my bladder in order to fill in the next 30 minutes of each show. All shows will appear to be in slow motion, but I will actually be moving at FULL speed. Each week a new and disguting celebrity from all Reality shows will be killed off. Thats right, you will no longer have to suffer through "Dancing With The Jerks" "American Fallen Idol" "Real Ho-wives Of Every County" "So You KNOW you Can't Dance" etc etc. Sooooo, I think a thank you is in order as well as an apology.