You have been drivin uphill all day, just look at a map! If ya cross the Ohio river, drop a match in it, I heard it caught on fire once many years ago.
That would be the Cyahouga River, runs through Cleveland, OH. They cleaned it up pretty good, made an area called "the Flats", which means that where the old warehouses were, they built bars and restaurants. Had some fun there back in the old days.