Quote Originally Posted by E-Z Poleholder View Post
Hummmmmm, reminds me of: There was this old man and old woman sitting on the front porch jus rockin away. She got up, went over and knocked the whey out of him. When he came to, he ask why she did that... She said, that was for being such a louzy lover...
Well, after a while, he got up and went over and knocked her plum out in the yard.. When she finally got up, she ask why he did that..
He told her, that was for knowing the difference.....
Good one!