This might be a repeat. If so, I apologize.




Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
Husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
That I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
Attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through
Every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I
Had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
Keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. :D