Thread: Joke

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.
He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "If you rub turpentine on a cat's rear, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!"

A friend of mine was on a fishing trip once, got up in the middle of the night needing his prep-H, didn't turn on the light reached into his dop kit got the toothpaste tube instread, woke everybody up howling.:D