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A rebel and a bulldog were seated next to one another on a plane. The rebel asked the bulldog if he would like to carry on a conversation during the flight to make the time go faster. The bulldog promptly asked what they would talk about and the rebel replied the economy, global warming or maybe healthcare. Then the bulldog wanted to ask a question first so the rebel said ok. The bulldog asked, If a cow, a horse and a deer all eat the same thing, grass, why does the deer excrete pellets, a cow excrete patties and a horse excrete clumps? After pondering the question the rebel responded that he didn't know. Then the bulldog replied, Why do you feel qualified to talk about healthcare, global warming or the economy when you obviously don't know $hit?
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