Thread: Can you guess?

E) You ate a club sammich again fer supper.

and a glass of that fancy flavored water

ES, go to a chain saw shop and buy you a mega roll of weed eater strang. Walmart is useless fer some things.

dang es what are we gonna do with you! walmart for yard equipment!?,,,aaarrrrggg,,
you should've said 'i went to the chain saw shop they were out of weedeater line so i went and chased down a bear, strangled him ripped him open and used his innerds for weedeater line and got my yard work done!'
don't all ya'll agree with me?:D

This is a tuff crowd I tell ya

Originally Posted by EmptyStringer

Which one of these events happened yesterday evening as I was trying to get my yardwork done?

a) I was 90% thru mowing and mower ran out of gas.
b) I was 50% thru weed eating and eater ran out of string.
c) Wal-mart employee told me, "We no longer carry replacement weed eater string. You have to buy the replacement spool for $8."
d) All of the above.


P.S. Wal-mart is the devil

a. You shoulda filled it up before you started, checked the oil and then half way through topped off the gas again.
b. Shoulda had an extra roll of string on hand
c. ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa amateur
d. this is what happens to folks that don't eat 'maters We all saw it comin'!

Better luck next time!

es,,,it's tuff out there, we're just trying to help ya cross over from boy hood, to man hood.

ES,when you go to the chain saw shop and dont drive the red mini van.