Last time I was in Partners I was 16 years old and a 45 year old cougar tried to "adopt" me. She insisted that we dance to Conway Twitty's "Tight fittin' Jeans". Barely made it out alive that night.

However, if ya'll get too torn down, you can stumble out the back and follow the path through the tall grass and sleep if off in my shop. Just don't knock anything over.

Wannabe...