Slabo, About that warranty claim on the HDSB

[Wannabe...]

Ummm, yeah....nevermind. As it turns out, the umbrella has a pointy end and a non pointy end. The pointy ends is bigger around than the non-pointy. Who'd a knowed. Bwahahahaha.

I don't need you people to make fun of me.......I do fine all by myself.

Wannabe...

[EmptyStringer]

next to the bucket seat

["G"]

Good eye there ES Bright orange buckets too so he won't lose them.

[C N]

Are you sure this is an umbrella???? :D

[satdoc1]

Boy, even WB done found out that things have a sharp end and a dull one. That is cause he is one of them thangs. Sharp on some things and DULL on others!

[Slabo]

Bout what I had figured that you were trying to put the wrong end of the umbrella in the hole !!!!

Now let's hear that appoligy to the Mfg. that was CORRECT to start with.

Just always remember Wannabe I am not half as dumb as you look !!!

[satdoc1]

Kind of like DD with his transducer mountin!

[DonDon]

don't even put me in the same group as that yahoo

[Wannabe...]

How was I spose to know???? Dadgum bushing didn't come with no instructions.

But anyway, right is right, fair is far, so........

Dearest Handy Dandy Slabo Bushing Manufacturer:

It's with my purtiest and most handsome and yet sincere and humblest apologies that I find myself writing you this letter. I appears that since there were no instructions included with the HDSB that I inadvertantly tried to install the umbrella pointy end down. Who can blame me for ripping the design, engineering and manufacturing team a new one though? Afterall, I'm sure you know what they're like. But anyway, I apologize for my inconvenience in attemping to malign your organization for shoddy manufacturing. As it turns out, the documentation team was at fault all along and assumed that all of it's customers were of MENSA intelligence like me and could just figure it out on their own. Luckily, I'm probably the smartest customer you'll ever have, so tell 'em to tighten up lest somebody really gives 'em a hard time.

Wannabe...


There....happy now?

[Minnerman]

Bout what I had figured that you were trying to put the wrong end of the umbrella in the hole !!!!

Now let's hear that appoligy to the Mfg. that was CORRECT to start with.

Just always remember Wannabe I am not half as dumb as you look !!!

In all fairness to WB, The pointy end is supposed to be the one that goes down. Ifn i aint mistakin.