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[Wannabe...]

Don Don is drunk and nekkid.

Yeah, not earthshattering, but it's a slow news day.

Wannabe...

Film at 11. He ain't drunk enough to send me nekkid pics yet.

["G"]

He better not send them to Minner....just saying. :D

[MO' MONEY]

Must be practicin for fall camp...

[Wannabe...]

I'm hearing conflicting reports. One reporter says he got drunk first, another claims the nekkid came first. Guess we'll have to wait for the official police report to know for sure.

Stay tuned.

Wannabe...

[majflyboy]

I understand all I need to know about that.

[Minnerman]

Ok, heres what I got out of him:

My text- "Are you drunk & nekkid?"
DD's response "Yep & WB wanted me to send him pics 3 different times. I dont understand the boy. Cant send pics cause screen aint long enuff"
My Text- "Liar, BS. Have you caught any fesh?"
Heres where the drunkness and DD'ness comes into play:
DD- "Yep, I qwore somne feshes out todday. 35 over 10inxhes and 5 ober 15."
My Text- "Where are you at?
DD- "Pickwick"
ME- " I know that dummy, what part of the lake you on? Yellow Creek? Bear Creek? Indian Creek?"
Here's where it gets interesting
DD " Somewhere around Goat"
Then he clams up on me and wont respond. 8 or 6 minutes goes by and he finally responds.
DD- "I'll call ya"

Go figure is all I can say, Go figure.

[tritonman]

DD, green cup, nekid, and goats...man, is that going to get ugly

[creekslick]

DD, green cup, nekid, and goats...man, is that going to get ugly

This is one time we don't need pictures.

[CRAPPIEHUNTER68]

He better not be telling where he caught those fish. It is a secret.

[Wannabe...]

From the police report:

Subject was found drunken and nekkid in the barn. When approached the sujected asked "Is this goat island?". Officer responded this was the barn and subject became irrate telling the officer "I'm dancin' with these women, you need to find your own date" and "Besides, this is the secret honey hole that CH68 told me about and ya'll shouldn't be fishing here anyway". Subject was tasered 3 times, beaten with a billy club....not ours, the one belonging to the Billy Goat that was not happy about him dancing with his women, then tasered 4 more times....OK, the last 2 were just for fun. Subject was taken into custody without further incident until he started throwing up in the patrol car. So, we tasered him again.


Here's the pic. I think you can see DD's foot sticking out on the left in the dirt if you look close enough. Must have been taken after the last round of tasering.

Wannabe...