From the police report:

Subject was found drunken and nekkid in the barn. When approached the sujected asked "Is this goat island?". Officer responded this was the barn and subject became irrate telling the officer "I'm dancin' with these women, you need to find your own date" and "Besides, this is the secret honey hole that CH68 told me about and ya'll shouldn't be fishing here anyway". Subject was tasered 3 times, beaten with a billy club....not ours, the one belonging to the Billy Goat that was not happy about him dancing with his women, then tasered 4 more times....OK, the last 2 were just for fun. Subject was taken into custody without further incident until he started throwing up in the patrol car. So, we tasered him again.


Here's the pic. I think you can see DD's foot sticking out on the left in the dirt if you look close enough. Must have been taken after the last round of tasering.

Wannabe...